he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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