I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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