that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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