come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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