I feel great
I just peed on a car
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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