best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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