oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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