Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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