sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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