PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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