READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
