Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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