it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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