I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Randomize
