how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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