Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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