He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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