I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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