Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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