We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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