It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
