Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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