doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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