all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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