Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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