OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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