Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
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