Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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