So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
