About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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