WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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