Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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