It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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