i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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