if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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