i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
It's like God shit irony all over that family
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Randomize
