He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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