we're blogging at a bar
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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