Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Randomize
