I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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