Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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