We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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