Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I've blown a few things in my day
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
