Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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