On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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