Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
