I don't think brook has ever known best
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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