And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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