he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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