There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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